I Need Inspiration.

I have a secret

2010-07-21T08:06:00.003+08:00

I have a secret.

I'm coming out with this secret which I CANNOT BEAR TO BURDEN ANYMORE.

I just can't take it anymore. Well here it is. I. Kaylyn Nisha A/P Chandran. Have a secret obsession with Alvin Soo. Ah, his name even gives me shivers as I type this. His hair smells like the autumn breeze. His face is like a sculpture molded by Michaelangelo. I'm so excited that I can't even spell Michalegelnslad properly. His feet are like two beautiful flowers, with the same sweet sweet smell. Ah baby. Oh baby. More on this later :)

Kiss her touch her squeeze her buns uhh~

2010-07-21T08:03:00.002+08:00

Hello fellow readers. I, Kaylyn Nisha Chandran, and i, Tan Boon Hoe, are your bloggers for today.

It is currently 8.05am right now, and we are waiting for our english teacher to come in. Kaylyn is stupid.

2009-08-27T19:17:00.003+08:00

Right, so I'm going to make one last effort at reviving my blog.

Someone's running a drill below me. I can feel my feet vibrate because of it. Holidays are a real bore, and I'm in no mood to start my work. Coupled with the fact that I cannot go out, there is nothing to do at home. Yeah, I am literally banned from stepping out of my front door. Why? No, I don't have the flu, but my mom still has this unnerving ability to predict the future (or so she says). And so I'm stuck here, with my lonesome self, watching the Lord of the Rings. Re-watching it actually. Viggo Mortenson looks a lot better in this trilogy than he does in others. Really, he looks like a mafia king in all other movies, which i do not like my fav. character in LOTR to look like. No, he should look strapping and rugged and tall and macho and kingly in all movies. He pulls it off so well here! A total contrast to Orlando Bloom, who I think is gay.

Still, I don't want the holidays to end. You know what the best part about holidays is for me? I love waking really early (6.00 am), looking at the clock and smiling, knowing that I can go back to sleep, and immediately, fall back down and snore myself dead. Undeniably the best feeling in the world. Better still if it's raining! And the rain must be the right kind of rain. I don't like the kind of rain with heavy droplets, the kind that makes a lot of noise when it hits windows or something. That one's annoying. I like drizzles - small yet satisfactory, in a weird way.

But my fav. habit every morning turned against me today. I woke up early, as usual, and looked at the clock, but I was hungry. What made it worse, I could smell the toast my sister was having in the kitchen (she has extra classes at school for the whole week). And so I ended up staying up, just to satiate my hunger. Bahh.

2009-04-11T21:39:00.004+08:00

I'm in cheerleading.

I think that monumental statement speaks for itself.

2009-04-03T20:58:00.002+08:00

It's getting pretty bad. I think I've permanently etched a clear-cut tan line around my neck, my ankles and now around my thighs. Great, so now I can't laugh at Jac anymore. Thank goodness I'm not playing polo. Oh it would be embarrassing. :S

I'm disappointed with the results for the first day of Games Carnival. Softball was bad bad baaaadddd. Lost, or rather got thrashed by Seladangs 14-2. Grrhh.

YES YOUR MOMENT OF GLORY, ALEXIS.

Though props to a certain someone who fought through with muscles cramps and what-not. Wished things could have worked out ):

2009-03-18T23:56:00.003+08:00

I had to pull a saddie today. It wasn't very nice.

Yes, I hereby christen the sign )': a saddie.

Apologies to those that had to listen to me whine. See, I was forced to do it 'cause I was upset. I didn't like Adam Lambert's performance on Idol today.

WHYY? )': )':

On another note, I've found myself a new hobby.

TABLE TENNIS!

Though I'm completely useless at it, it's pretty addictive. Oh but just a head's up, the ball and the annoying sounds that come with it is not very nice.

My ramblings about how I should not be allowed to play water-polo have not gone unheard after all. See, the good-hearted captain decided that I have the caliber to play table tennis for my house. Which means I don't have to play water-polo. YEAAAHH.

'Cause if I had to, I would be the goalie :S

2009-03-16T20:04:00.002+08:00

The week's resolution:

To NOT study for more than 3 days of the week.

Partly for my self indulgence, and to appease someone.

SEEEE THAT LEX?

2009-03-02T19:04:00.005+08:00

I shall now reason out the facts as to why I should not be allowed to play water polo for my house. And in the process, completely forgo my work.

1. Me playing water polo would be highly hazardous to not only myself but also to other players in the pool. Reason being I would probably thrash around a lot, thus knocking people out cold. Though I have to wear some weird cap thingy for protection, it'll probably just add to the mayhem that I would cause in the pool. So, to avoid my team being disqualified for killing people in the pool, it'll be better for me to stay safely in the sidelines, cheering for them.

2. I would MOST definitely pancit 10 minutes into the game. I have no idea how you guys can stand so long of water polo. Gah. I would probably swim to the edge every 2 minutes just to give my legs a time out. Therefore, it would make absolutely no sense for me to play as I would definitely bring the team down.

3. I AM NOT A SWIMMER. Contrary to what people might say, I really cannot swim. Don't even talk about Swimming Gala. I never told you guys that I took an adrenaline shot (:

4. I can't shoot the ball to save my life.

5. I've embarrassed myself enough a week ago (not really a reason, but still)

6. If anyone tried to tackle me in the pool, I'd probably just drown. Or worse still, sink like a rock while she clambers over me to shoot the winning goal.

7. I might be playing table-tennis. (This only applies if table-tennis is on the same day. Please, oh please tell me it's on the same day!)

Seems reasonable enough, right?

2009-03-01T12:56:00.000+08:00

I'm freaked about exams.

2009-02-25T12:07:00.002+08:00

Okay, so you got a gist of what happened during Swimming Gala for me. Just to fill up this horrible white blank space, I'm gonna have to talk more about it.
Being FORCED into swimming for my house, i had to be there at 6.30. Supposedly to do a few warm-up laps which i managed to weasel out of :)
Soon people started coming. Don't really know at what time, but the whole thing eventually started, which meant I had to start counting down the time till it's my turn to take the plunge of embarrassment.

I'll skip the whole swimming experience thingg just to spare you guys :D

Turns out Seladang took home the trophy, with Helang all the way at the end, with how many points I didn't want to know.

S'okay. We'll definitely own you guys in Games Carnival :D

2009-02-22T20:06:00.002+08:00

I'll admit, I overstated things a wee bit. Hmmm. No, sorry. Probably a little more than that. It wasn't TOO bad, swimming in front of the entire student body. Expected worse, really. Like pancit-ing halfway across or drowning.

Next thing to evade: WATER POLO.

nicole had better not be reading this. :S

2009-02-20T16:40:00.003+08:00

WHO'S PUMPED?

I know I am. Really! How can anyone not be? I get a adrenaline rush just thinking about it.

Yes, wait for it.

Swimming Gala is coming up, and yours truly will be swimming! As I have completely dried my brains of reasons and excuses to not swim every single year, it comes as no shock to me -nor to any of my house members- that the swimming captain had finally caught up with me. You should have seen me begging her the other day, not a very nice sight :D

For those of you who can't grasp the enormity of this situation (i.e. those who don't know me well), it's a common fact known to everyone that I am NOT a swimmer. My thing is basically all that has to do with land. Water and I really really do not get along.

So, bad enough that I suck at swimming and am forced to swim during Swimming Gala, I have to do it in front of the entire school. Might as well just toss me into the pool and see how I fend for myself. Cause that's exactly what I'll be doing, thrashing my arms like crazy. :(

Since I see no possible way out of this, I might as well make the best out of it (hence the vain attempt at pumping myself up for it).

Can't wait for the dreaded second that they announce that my event is up.

Look for the single person thrashing in the pool. It'll most definitely be me.

Paused

2009-02-07T22:06:00.004+08:00

Okay, so my poor dead blog took a very long and undeserved hiatus. My bad for the lack of creativity here. Not everyone has the gift of word diarrhea.

So I think I'm getting a new phone. Granted of course, if my dad's feeling oh-so-generous to give it to me. Which I'm praying for, really hard. But I have this theory, and I say theory because it has been proven many, many times- uncountable even, for me. When I think about it too often, reading and re-reading the specifications and the options of the phone, browsing through all the pictures of it available on the net, it eventually turns out that I don't get the phone. Either due to the fact that someone decided to be mean and didn't want to give it to me, or the phone is supposedly 'coming soon'. And their definition of soon differs from mine by about 5 years. But I am absolutely determined to get this phone. THIS particular phone that I'm craving for, more than I have for any other thing. (So overstating things, but I'm going for creativity here.)

On another note, I think a long description of myself is way overdue. So rather than to go with the normalcy of things, I'll describe myself through the goals in my life. Read, and don't laugh.

1. Play football on Mars (First I need to learn to not kick with my toes, which I had to learn through the painful way, and I need someone to fly me to Mars. Anyone?)
2. Be on Oprah
3. Write my memoir
4. Grow apples in Malaysia
5. Bungee Jump (I'm really serious about this one!)

Okay, don't read the 'long description' bit at the beginning. But still, it's a start.
:D

One Who Cannot Say.

2009-01-25T23:27:00.003+08:00

What bugs me the most are beetles. The rest, I don't mind. For instance, put a caterpillar in front of me, I wouldn't mind. Put a cockroach in front of me, I would probably move away but still wouldn't mind. Beetles, are a different case altogether. Point one, they are big. Well most of them are anyway. Or maybe only the ones I've seen. Whatever. Point taken. Point two, they are hard. So when you step on them, it's probably going to make a disgusting squishy sound, and probably feel like you're cracking an egg beneath your shoe. (So graphical, I know.) And how much do you want to bet that their insides are green? Point three, they're shiny! I mean, shiny bugs clearly send the message that "I'm so pretty, come closer so I can zap you!"

Proven my point yet?

Next in line is smokers. No offense intended to those who do it, but I cannot seem to grasp the concept of inhaling burning paper. It is paper right? With some sort of tea leaves or something like that. Whatever it is, it's inhaling burnt paper and leaves. Smokers, inhaling burning leaves and paper. Inhaling smoke. Hence the name smokers! I'm a genius. (No pun intended) Smokers, bad news guys. You might as well inhale smoke and soot straight from a fire burning rubbish because on the long run, it's going to have the same effects on your body. Wooh now I become a health expert. :D

Last thing you should know is that I dislike the idea of blogging. Yes, weird and contradictory, because here I am posting my 6th post on this blog. Truth be told, I find it a little tiresome to think of what to write on a daily basis. People whose lives include immense portions of adventure and suspense obviously have something to say about it, but for people like me (or maybe just me), my life is neither highly adventurous nor is it full of suspense. Quite a challenge, thinking of what to write just to fill up the space on the blank screen. It's almost like a nagging feeling pushing me to at least write a decent length post. Very annoying, if you really can't think of anything better to write than nonsense. No matter. I don't care about the content. I go for size. :D

2009-01-16T22:13:00.000+08:00

I need to learn to write long. Every blog i turn to, people seem to have somehow come up with something to write about. I'm in desperate need of that. Even more so now that some are putting up pictures. And videos! Come on, inspiration. Where are you??
You're never there when I need you. Yet somehow in the most random of times I can always find you, lurking somewhere within the depths of my brain.

This is why i hate Murphy's Law. I don't really get the concept of it, whether it actually is a law that the world somehow revolves around. Maybe it's what keeps the world from falling apart. And how did the name come about anyway? Did some guy named Something-Murphy suddenly find out that nothing ever worked his way when he wanted it? And he got so frustrated with himself, he decided to blame this on some hidden law. (Who'd want to admit that you're just that unlucky anyway) Maybe there are certain rules in this law. Like:

1) You must be completely frustrated with yourself.
2) Everything you need at that moment doesn't reach you
3) You feel like smashing things out of frustration
4) Things that you don't need at that moment jump out at you and stick their tongues out at you face

I salute the guy that recognised this 'law'. It's such a morale booster for us who just don't get things done our way. For instance, if your somehow (though i highly doubt) peed in your pants one day - the only day that you didn't bring a spare pair of pants - you'd simply just say, "Murphy's playing with me again" and all's well. And like for this very moment, when all my God-given talent for an ocean of inspiration decide to completely evaporate on me, I'd just blame it on that stupid law. Simple, and convenient.
Another random thought. What if I were the one to uncover this law? Let's just assume, that we were back in whichever year this law was recognised in, and this Murphy guy never existed. Instead, I was there. It'd be so cool if it's called Kaylyn's Law. HAHA.
Oh and apparently, it's also known as Sod's Law. (P.s., sod is sort of a derogatory term for a person. But since this is an English blog, i shall not mention it here :D) And there's actually a book just about Murphy's/Sod's Law called The History Of Murphy's Law. And no joke, it's pretty thick. That would be an interesting read.

WAAIITT. I actually wrote something CONSIDERABLY long.

Great, so I'm not a victim of his law just yet then. :D

Fairytales

2009-01-15T14:25:00.000+08:00

So we had our VLE training today. It was pretty fun, albeit the cold air-con was a little unsettling. Dr Rizal really did make things comprehensible for us untech-savvy people. Or maybe it's just me :S

Thanks to Jackie (who has kindly taken it as her duty to count how many times I buy the buffet in school), I now know that I have eaten it for a grand total of 4 times. And every single time that I do, someone comes up to congratulate me. Yes, congratulate. YOU know who you are. :D

VLE training finished earlier than expected, so we had chem class. It was, interesting. So to speak. Oh but bio was truly fun. REALLY. complex and funny words. GOLGI APPARATUS!

Oh you know something. School should have better chocolates. All they have is Kinder Bueno and Kit Kat. I want something like Mars bar. OR TWIX! :D

Vincenzo's &. Bowling.

2009-01-11T15:12:00.000+08:00

Saturday was an alright day. Started out with tuition at that new Telawi place. For a moment i thought i would be alone there, as in i won't know anyone there. THANK GOD i saw nicole. Turns out her sister goes for the same tuition, so she's starting as well. And the teacher was fun. The way he speaks, and more often the kind of analogy he uses makes chemistry and physics all the more interesting. There's about 24 in my class. And the fees is 170 per person. Do the math. That dude must be prettyyy rich for a teacher. He has classes from form 4s to A levels. Pretty loaded huh.
After was wen lin's thing at Vincenzo's. Quite a snazzy place, i must say. I turned up wearing heels, black skirt and all that when most of them came in jeans. Embarrassing, no? Haha but whatever, i had a reason. Had a buffet style dinner (the bread and butter pudding was the best for me) and then we did this little surprise thing for her. Worked out quite nicely. Soon later the guys started dancing on the non-existant dance floor, which kinda got everyone all crazy.
SUNDAY. Today. Tim's thing. Had bowling, and lunch. Saw a few faces in One Utama as well. I never knew so many people had moved school! Must keep my eyes peeled from now on.

Anyway, gotta catch up on my commonwealth essay. Not done yet! :(

Glad it's over.

2009-01-09T18:06:00.000+08:00

Officially started our lessons two days ago. Oh, wasn't that bad. I mean, what's a few HUNDRED questions for add maths anyway, right? :P But no, really. Add maths isn't that bad. I quite enjoy it anyway. It's nice to have a teacher like that.
Biology was interesting. I can't wait to start learning all those superific terms! :D
Chem was something else. No, it was actually interesting, but at the same time, terrifying. It's just something about my new teacher - an aura that he gives out - or it's just him that terribly intimidates us through and through. Hopefully we'll start warming up to him soon.
But on the other hand, it makes me study more.
Psychology?
I've studied for all the five days of the week, yet i still feel i'm not doing enough. Maybe i'm studying the wrong way. Hm.
I've got my first chem-physics tuition tmr. They say he's super. But we'll see.
OH and wen lin's thing to look forward to for tmr! At Vincenzo's? Will update on that tmr. School's not the same without her to make something utterly dull a hilarious moment. I'm gonna miss her! :(

number one.

2009-01-06T18:34:00.001+08:00

Aptly named.
Yeap, first post. Probably going to be about junk, but bear with me. :)

First days are never, ever what you expect them to be. Classic case, yesterday. For one, i thought us form 3s would have gotten some form of recognition for our results (though not the best, but still!) And come on, no welcoming assembly on the first day? What a way to kick off a new school year. But i can't wait to see how it's gonna be like with Dr. Rizal as our chairman. Should be fun, if not exciting.

Form 4's a blur. I can't even recall the good old days of MCQs. When we would just close our eyes, recite our desired mantras and 'tembak' our answers for Sejarah. NOW we have to actually write ESSAYS for Sejarah. They lied, it's no walk in the park and it sure isn't gonna a honeymoon year either! Mr. Sheat's our class teacher. Don't really know if that's something to celebrate, but it's still early in the day to judge. Still, looking forward to Chem class with him.

:)